(energetic music) ♪ (seagull calling) (soft music) ♪ (Kate) Sorry to call direct.

(Finn) Sure, what are old friends for?

(Kate) Two hours she's been sitting there.

If I find whoever did this, you'll be fishing them out of the sea.

(Finn) So, you're missing four sheep?

(Kate) Three ewes, one ram.

I've photos, if that helps?

(Leila) Photos?

Of your sheep?

(Kate) They're therapy animals.

I'm a counselor.

My daughter Hollie has autism.

She's non-verbal.

(Finn) You're a counselor?

I thought you went into nursing after school.

(Kate) After my divorce, that didn't work so well.

Hollie's really attached to Rambo.

She's mad about all the animals.

Not so big on people.

(Leila) Know the feeling.

(Finn) We were getting somewhere.

She'd started to say a few words, but only when he's with her.

If you don't get him back alive, I... (Finn) We'll do our best.

(birds chirping) It's a big problem.

Livestock, tractors, quad bikes.

Farmers lose thousands.

(Leila) And what percentage chance is there that these sheep aren't in the big barn in the sky?

(Finn) Well, they're not quiet.

You can't put them under the bed.

They're not tagged, which is good for the thieves.

Another farmer could put them out to graze, you wouldn't even know they were stolen.

(Leila) They all look the same?

(Finn) Told you it wasn't one for CID.

(Leila) Gets me out of bridesmaid duties.

(Finn) And you get to spend some time with me!

Whoa!

Sheep droppings.

(Leila) I love it when you talk dirty.

(chuckles) (Finn) I'm looking forward to later.

(Leila) Yeah, should be a good wedding.

(Finn) I meant us.

(Kate) Finn.

(Finn) Here y'are.

(Kate) It probably isn't relevant, but the young ones had a party at the beach last night.

Happens all the time, a band played.

(Finn) My kids were at it.

(Leila) Kate, you seen these before?

White paint, could be from a vehicle.

Looks fresh.

No.

(Finn) I reckon they caught their wing mirror.

I'll get that bagged up.

(Leila) So how are things with Niamh?

We had a chat at your mum's yesterday, great kid.

(Finn) She still hates me.

(Leila) Ah, she's 15.

Be weird if she didn't.

What I put my parents through, they turfed me out that many times, I kept a bag packed.

(Finn) Out on the street?

(Leila) No, as if!

Just went to my Auntie Anita's, two streets down.

(Finn) If Niamh's like this now, what would she do if she knew about us?

(Leila) Knew what?

That we went for a couple of country walks, kissed when no one was looking?

Your wife was having the affair.

Don't you think you deserve some fun in this life?

(soft music) ♪ (soft, tense music) (seagulls calling) ♪ (phone camera clicks) ♪ (Concepta) Shay, carry on eating those custard creams and there'll be none left.

(Niamh) Aww, I've missed you, Gran!

(Concepta) Give kids free rein of the biscuit tin, that's when the anarchy starts.

(Finn) It's just us.

Stick the kettle on, Ma.

(Concepta) Ach, Finn.

Will you have a wee sausage bap?

(Finn) Ooh!

(Niamh) Oh, Dad can have mine.

-I'm vegan.

-You're a what?

(Niamh) I don't eat the produce of pain and suffering.

(Concepta) Finn, did you know about this?

I thought the child looked malnourished but I put that down to Siobhan's cooking.

(Niamh) Er, leave my mum out of it.

(Leila) Well, good on you for having a conscience and beliefs.

(Shay) Oh, yeah, go preach to the farmers.

They're skint.

(Finn) Speaking of which, we're looking for some missing therapy sheep.

They were stolen last night, up near that party you guys were at.

(Niamh) The support sheep?

They came to our school for a special assembly.

(Finn) That's them.

They belong to Kate McVeigh, Ma.

-Kate McVeigh?

-Yeah.

(Concepta) The wee girl you took to the disco?

Your first kiss.

Now she was a good girl.

(Finn) She's hoping it's more of a prank.

Maybe one of your mob?

Er, better things to do, thanks.

Er, have you, though?

In Port Devine?

Okay, move to the big city and you think you're Kylie Jenner.

All right, guys, no bickering today.

Nicole and Clint are getting married.

(Concepta) Will I make you a wee runny egg with soldiers?

(Niamh) I'm vegan, Gran.

Vegan.

And I wouldn't be in Belfast if mum hadn't been booted out of here.

Dunno why I'm doing this.

Mum was meant to be the bridesmaid, not me.

How bad do you reckon she feels right now?

It's not fair.

And I hate the dress, it's disgusting.

(Leila) You should've seen the first one Nicole picked.

We dodged a bullet there.

Hey, I've got those!

Had to queue at 5 a.m. in rainy Nottingham the day they came out.

Ah.

They are mine.

(Niamh) They-- they were just in the hall.

(Leila) Right, you can do us a favor, then.

Ask your mates on there what they know about those sheep.

(Niamh) Never known anyone like you in the police.

You're cool.

(Leila) Oh, your dad's not that bad.

He misses you like mad, even if he's doing your head in.

(Niamh) I miss him too.

I have to try not to think about it.

I miss Shay.

(soft music) And my mates.

♪ And I miss my gran, even though she's the reason we had to go.

♪ I want to come home.

(Leila) Come here.

♪ (knocking) (seagulls calling) ♪ (Barry) If you're trying to catch me in my birthday suit, you only had to ask nicely.

(Concepta) I have to get to Belfast.

-Now.

-In my car?

(Concepta) No, astride your pink unicorn.

(Barry) Well, it's just that with you saying that I was a danger on the road and you would never set foot in my motor again... (Concepta) Needs must.

I have to tell that grubby harlot of a daughter-in-law to let Niamh move back here.

(Barry) When I've got me clothes on I'll give you a wee knock.

♪ (traffic humming) ♪ (mellow music) ♪ I'd heard of therapy dogs.

The sheep were new to me.

(Marlene) Here, wasn't Kate McVeigh the one you took to the disco?

(Finn) Yeah, yeah.

I barely remember.

(Marlene) Ow... How are those shoes?

(Marlene) Oh, pure torture.

I'm going to be hobbling down the aisle with weeping blisters.

(Finn chuckles) (Callum) Okay, the guys from Tyrone are still banged up.

They were an organized crime gang that we bust six months ago.

Other thefts have been more random, opportunist.

Christopher O'Donnell's still doing the rounds.

Sells dodgy meat from his ice cream van.

Which is white I presume?

(Marlene) He tried selling steak to The Commodore not so long ago.

They go to the bars and restaurants first.

Great.

We'll check with Nicole, see if he's been in.

(Callum) On her wedding day?

(Marlene) Yeah, but this can't keep.

Those wee sheep could be about to get it.

Oh, and tell Nicole, as soon as we are out of the church, I'm whacking my slippers on me.

I mean it.

♪ (cork pops) (Nicole) Whoo!

(Finn) Well!

Hair of the dog?

Did you have a big night with your brother and the band?

(Nicole) He's not long come in.

Sure you would know, you were there!

What's up?

Have you seen Chrissy O'Donnell recently?

Chrissy was selling steaks last week.

Clint sent him packing.

I learnt my lesson after the vodka fiasco.

Why?

(Leila) Long story.

We'll let you get back to it.

♪ (Finn) See yous later.

♪ (sighs) ♪ (Leila) You weren't with Clint last night?

No.

I stayed in to spend some time with Niamh.

So she went out.

Why didn't you put Nicole straight?

Clint looked well shifty, and so do you, now.

Where was he?

He was on it all night, with his brother and the lads from the band, just a last minute drink or two.

If you think he was cheating...

Cheating?

One last hurrah.

It happens.

And you know how it feels to be on the end of that.

(Finn) Look, Clint's friends and family are all a bit... rough and ready.

Nicole probably just felt better that I was there and that's what he told her.

It's no big drama.

(soft, tense music) ♪ (Callum) That's Chrissy's ice cream van.

(knocking) You must have felt like Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality.

-What?

-Working undercover like that, to bring down the Nottingham bad boys.

It's kind of hot.

We've still got to keep that quiet, Cal.

You get that, don't you?

(Callum) Yeah.

'Course I do.

I'm not a total eejit.

(knocking) Chrissy!

How you keeping?

(soft music) ♪ (Barry) And you think Siobhan's going to let her daughter move back here without her?

(Concepta) Why wouldn't she?

Give her more time for her career-- and her gallivanting.

I won't say that of course.

I'll say I know she wants the best for Niamh.

Well, wouldn't that be Siobhan coming home too?

No child wants to choose between parents.

That's the worst idea you've ever had.

There's where you may have to temper your passion a wee while.

Don't worry.

I'll be courteous.

And you think you can remain calm?

After the last time you saw her?

(Barry chuckles) Keep your eyes on the road.

Do you never learn?

(Barry) "I hate your guts, I always have.

You're a lying, self-centered slapper.

Your moral code's looser than your knicker elastic."

I would never say something that crude.

(Barry) Except to your daughter-in-law, across The Commodore on a busy Saturday night.

I'll admit, some harsh words were exchanged in the heat of the moment.

But Siobhan gives as good as she gets.

Do you not recall that scathing assault on my roast potatoes?

♪ I could murder an ice lolly.

Is that against protocol?

If you're asking you already know.

I'd want to disinfect my tongue if I licked anything in there.

No sign of sheep.

The steaks Chrissy's just been flogging are dodgy but not in the way we thought.

He even showed me texts from his lady friend in the butcher's.

She passes him anything past its sell by date.

Plus he has an alibi for last night.

(Callum) And his wing mirrors are fine, too.

No scratches.

(Chrissy) Oh, here.

(Callum) Mm...mm.

I owe you 10p, Chrissy.

♪ So, we're no further on.

I'm not looking forward to telling Kate.

Oh, yeah.

You and Kate!

We were kids.

(Leila) That's why you didn't mention it.

Don't hate me 'cause I'm hot.

(chuckling) Listen, I've been thinking about tonight.

I've got the house to myself after the do.

We could spend the night together.

♪ (knocking) ♪ (Marlene) Young buck out there called Xavi, woke up by the old boat sheds-- don't ask-- but he said he heard sheep.

Is he high?

(Marlene) Oh, aye, for sure.

But he mentioned your Niamh.

He did what?

Your girl Niamh put a shoutout online about some missing sheep.

How do you know my Niamh?

-She's 15.

-I don't.

She tagged my band.

To help us out--I asked her to post it on social media, 'cause she was there with her mates.

(Xavi) My band, Libation Nation, played.

Libation Nation?

Mm.

(Finn) Tell us more.

Oh, we're pop punk, bit of hip-hop.

More about last night.

Oh, gotcha.

Erm...

So, we played, went down to the beach after, got out of our skulls, and at some point on the way home, I swear I heard this bleating coming from one of the boat sheds, like, er... Baa... Baaa!

Baa-aaa!

Aye.

(Marlene) The big shed?

Yeah, sounds about right.

(Marlene) Okay, Callum, see who owns it.

(Finn) How did you get all the gear for a gig down there, in a car or a van?

It was on foot.

The set was acoustic.

(Callum) That big boat shed, it belongs to Nicole.

Been in the family since way back.

(soft, tense music) ♪ (Barry) Welcome to Belfast!

♪ Now, try and remember, Siobhan didn't want to leave town.

-What does that mean now?

-Well, just tread softly.

Everyone knows you're not her number one fan.

She more than anyone.

Well, you would take the side of the fornicator.

I'm taking no one's side.

I'm just trying to help.

(Concepta) Well, don't you stress your wee head.

I'm going to be as nice as pie.

(soft music) ♪ (Finn) Bad time for the best man to show his face?

(Clint) Not at all.

My cousin Tammy's up to her eyes in spuds and mint sauce.

She's doing food for the reception.

Nicole's having things waxed, I'm just chilling.

Er, Tam, this is Leila, one of the bridesmaids, and Finn, best mate and best man.

(Tammy) How about ye?

(Finn) All right!

We need to get the key to your boat shed.

Somebody heard noises in there.

(Clint) Noises?

(Finn) Yeah, it's probably nothing, mate, but we're still looking for these stolen livestock.

(Clint) Some rustlers hit one of Finn's old pals.

Aye, it happens.

(Finn) Yeah, only these eejits took support sheep.

Well, what are those when they're at home?

(Finn) They bring them 'round to hospitals, care homes for kids with additional needs.

The owner's wee girl is autistic.

So, she really relies heavily on one of the sheep.

No!

That's terrible.

Isn't it, coz?

Mm.

Right, you, don't do a thing until I get back.

-Do you hear me?

-Yep.

I've just got to go pick something up.

I thought all sheep looked the same.

(Leila laughs) (Leila) That's what I said.

But in this case, it's the only male.

-Right.

-So, the key?

Yeah.

Let me just phone Nicole, see where she put it, yeah?

(Finn) Sure.

(soft, tense music) (Siobhan) Don't come here preaching about family.

You're the reason I had to leave my son.

You and your forked tongue, trashing my reputation.

(Concepta) You did a better job of that yourself, going at it with the lad's teacher.

(Siobhan) I said get out!

(Concepta) Your book's upside down.

(Barry) So... (Concepta) So nothing.

(Barry) Am I to head home?

Home it is, then.

(engine starts) (Leila) I'll try Nicole myself, just in case she didn't get your message.

No, don't.

It's her big day.

She's getting pampered and relaxed and she deserves it.

Anybody want a beer?

(cell phone alerts) Hold on.

Ah, that's her now.

Ah, you're not going to believe this.

We've lost the key.

(Finn) Right.

See you later, mate.

(Clint) Yeah.

♪ (banging) ♪ (Leila sighs) ♪ They're dead then.

(Finn) They haven't slaughtered them in here, there's no blood.

Could have moved them on.

They were here this morning though, -by the looks of things.

-So how would they have known to move them on so quick?

Coincidence?

Okay.

I've got a question.

What's Tammy serving at the wedding?

Do you know?

"Up to her eyes in spuds and mint sauce" he said.

Nah.

Not even Clint's that stupid.

Oh, come on.

On the biggest day of his life?

We still don't know where he was last night.

♪ And he's got a white van.

♪ (Leila) Clint's cousin, Tammy, surname's Cormac, check her out.

C-O-R-M-A-C. (typing) I've got something.

Husband and brother are inside for smuggling.

She has charges for money laundering, perverting the course of justice and ABH, in a school playground.

Nice.

Why ask Tammy to do his catering?

Nicole could have paid for anyone.

If Nicole paid for everything, you'd all be ripping the back out of him.

(Finn) There's a white van parked in Kate McVeigh's field now.

(suspenseful music) ♪ -Hey!

-I'm putting it back.

(Finn) Where's the other three?

(Clint) This is the best I could do.

At least I got the boy one.

(Finn) Did you and Tammy butcher the other three?

(Clint) No, mate!

Look at his wee face!

I ain't no murderer.

Argh!

That--that really hurt!

(soft music) (Kate) Hollie...Hollie?

♪ That's Rita, not Rambo.

What have you done with the others?

Tammy took the rest of them home.

This is the one she gave me.

(suspenseful music) Uniform.

Suspect heading to County Armagh with three of the sheep.

They're still alive.

Over.

(Finn) I can't believe I'm going to have to say this... (Clint) Ah, mate, you can't tell Nicole.

(Finn) You're going to have to come down to the station and answer a few questions.

(panting) ♪ (Clint) I did it all for Nicole.

♪ Rob sheep off a kid?

Yes, I robbed them.

But I had no choice.

Why?

Look, I'm...

I'm being blackmailed.

Tammy's blackmailing Clint.

He won't tell me any more, but apparently you'll understand.

So, you do?

(Finn) Look, me and him are... (Leila) Let me guess.

You're like Port Devine's version of The Fox and The Hound.

(Finn) Well, kind of.

(Leila) You go back years.

He's from a rough family.

He went to sleep in a drawer and wore rags to school.

Yeah?

Him and a million others who aren't robbing sheep off a kid.

(Finn) My ma brought him up like a brother to me.

He never went home.

I saw Clint every day until we left school and he started gigging.

So, whatever this big secret is, if Tammy carries out the threat... (Finn) That is not an option.

We've got to make sure that does not happen.

Is this something Nicole should know about?

She's about to become legally bound to that lying maggot mate of yours.

(Finn) Leila.

I really trust you.

Okay?

(soft music) And I hope you really trust me.

♪ Do you?

(Leila) Yeah.

(inhales) I do.

(Finn) Okay.

Then we both know what we need to know.

♪ (police radio) Duty India from Papa Delta 8-1.

(Barry) So, you're asking me to lie!

And me, a man of the cloth.

(Concepta) Indeed I am not.

I'd just prefer that you would refrain from telling my son what we did.

What we did?

I'm sorry I wasted your time.

I'll pay for the petrol.

Ah, catch yourself on.

Any time you take a wee notion and you want to go on one of your missions up to see your daughter-in-law, you just give me a wee knock, day or night.

Whether I'm in my pajamas or in my Canonicals... You think this is funny?

Me trying to do the best for my family?

No, I do not.

-Pull over.

-What?

(Concepta) I want to get out, right now.

(Barry) Have you lost your marbles, woman?

(seagulls calling) (sighs) (soft music) ♪ Concepta.

Look, I'm sorry.

Me and my big mouth...

I wasn't even listening.

There's nothing new there, then.

♪ Oh, come on.

This is no time for tears.

You'll ruin your mascara.

I've ruined everything.

♪ Finn saw my marriage fall apart.

♪ I...

I failed him then and now.

♪ You make a vow when you stand at that altar to God and the one you love.

Why make a promise you won't keep?

♪ Our wee family, that was all I wanted.

(weeping) This is not really about Siobhan, is it?

♪ You've been holding it in for far too long.

(sobbing) ♪ (door buzzes) (Clint) You do know this is my wedding day?

Milk, three sugars.

You want the good news or the bad news?

Just get it over with.

The good news is Callum just found Rambo and his mates, still bleating in the back of your cousin's vehicle.

(sighs) That's great!

The kid'll be happy, right?

(Finn) The bad news is, obviously, we've got to bring in Tammy.

(sighs) Right.

(Finn) You think she'll follow through with this blackmail threat?

If I don't pay her off?

(Finn) Mate, you can't give her money, she'll just come back for more.

I wouldn't want to take my chances.

(Finn) What about telling Nicole the truth?

Are you serious?

Just cancel the wedding now, right?

Book me a hearse instead.

Man, there's got to be some way of appealing to Tammy.

You know what my family's like.

Don't even go there, Finn.

♪ The tow truck's bringing her motor back, and I got a livestock carrier so the sheep'll be home any time now.

(Finn) Good man.

(door buzzes, opens) ♪ Let's just hope wee Hollie is not so traumatized by this it has a lasting effect.

Poor kid has enough to deal with.

(Tammy) Yeah, join the club.

♪ (soft, tense music) ♪ (door buzzes, opens) ♪ (Callum) I'm going to get straight to it.

Clint has got all the chat history.

We caught you in possession.

Best you just tell us the truth.

This is what a desperate woman does when she tries to feed her kids.

My John James has ADHD.

The...

The trouble I had just-- just to get him a diagnosis.

(sobs) (Leila) About the sheep, Tammy.

I never wanted to hurt that wee girl.

That's why Clint took the special one back.

(Callum) He got the wrong sheep.

They all look...

They all look white and woolly.

(sobbing) You're blackmailing Clint.

(Tammy) They've got cash coming out of their ears.

Clint's own ma tells me.

I'm her carer now, since my own ma passed.

I look after her, while he's down here, just living the life.

You look after Clint's mum, for payment?

-No, she's family.

-So's Clint.

Auntie Mo moved down with us whenever he went off touring.

♪ The boys show their faces when they can, but... (sighs) ♪ Auntie Mo has Alzheimer's.

♪ It's hard work.

♪ (sobs) (Leila) Could you grab Tammy a cup of tea and the box of tissues from my desk?

(Callum) Yeah.

♪ I wouldn't have done it, you know?

♪ I'm desperate but I'm not evil.

Why, then?

I owe money to a guy back home, who I wouldn't want to disappoint.

♪ Or name.

(sighs) ♪ So, what now?

♪ (soft music) ♪ (cell phone alerts) ♪ Nicole's wondering where you are.

You should be getting your hair done.

(Leila) Pfft!

Are you trying to get shot of me so you can make this go away?

(Callum) Is that Kate still hot for you, boss?

Could she be tempted to drop the charges?

Getting your mate off the hook all the time isn't helping him-- and it definitely isn't helping Nicole.

Nicole loves the guy.

She wouldn't thank you for the truth today.

Anything for an easy life.

(Callum) Well, we have to live here.

Yeah, long after you've gone back to Nottingham.

So, you're sending me back now?

No, I thought you... (Callum) We thought that you would be going back once the trial was over.

Once it was safe.

(Leila) That was the plan.

But I don't know if I want to go back now.

It turns out Port Devine's got its perks.

(Callum) Well, you're, you're looking at one of them, right?

(chuckling) No, seriously, you're one of the best things to ever happen to this boring place.

(cell phone rings) Marlene.

What do you want me to say?

Give it here.

Hold the curling tongs, all right?

I'll be there.

We've just got to see a woman about some sheep.

♪ (bleating) ♪ (Kate) A joke?

Have they any idea of the heartache this caused?

(Finn) I've told them and they're thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

I also said that a wee donation to your charity wouldn't go amiss.

(Kate) Bad enough when I thought it was teenagers, but a grown man on a stag do?

Nicole must want her head tested.

Hollie, don't kiss him!

Look, I could swing for him, but I don't want to ruin anyone's wedding.

I won't press charges.

(Leila) You sure about that?

(Kate) This time.

Hollie.

You don't know where he's been!

(laughs) Come on.

Why don't you get everything ready for their bath?

(Leila) Good work.

(Finn) Don't worry.

I'll make sure Clint pays somehow.

♪ (pen scratching) No more threats.

(Tammy) On my life.

(Finn) I heard it was Clint's ma who let his big secret slip?

(Tammy) Aye.

She's not too good at the minute.

She could blab to anyone, bless her.

(door buzzes) (Finn) Did you know Tammy here was caring for your ma?

I haven't been over to see my ma so much lately.

I didn't know how bad things had got.

(Tammy) No.

Thank you for doing what you're doing.

(Finn) Maybe think about paying her?

(Tammy) No!

She's me Auntie Mo!

You don't do that, right?

Family first.

(Finn) Hmm, be cheaper than blackmail.

(Clint) You can keep the money for the wedding food.

♪ (Callum) There you go, Clint.

(Finn) Right.

I've got a wedding to go to.

♪ (Shay) Okay, don't sweat.

-I saved yous a good seat.

-Oh!

(Barry) Anyone notice I'm late?

Wouldn't worry, the groom hasn't turned up either.

♪ (Concepta) Where's Finn and Clint?

(Callum) Oh, they're not here?

♪ (Concepta) Nicole's here.

(horn beeping) ♪ (Marlene) Well, this is it.

How are you feeling?

(Nicole) Terrified.

(Marlene laughs) (Marlene) Well, don't be.

I'll be holding you up all the way down that aisle.

Here we go!

♪ (Nicole sighs) (Nicole) Thanks.

(Callum) Oh... Leila, Clint's not here!

(Nicole sighs) (mouths "He's not here.")

(Leila) Wait!

How about we get some pics before we go in?

(Nicole) What?

(Leila) Over there.

Niamh, get your phone out.

(Marlene) What's with you all of a sudden?

(Leila) I'm excited!

Aren't you?

(Marlene) Yeah... ♪ (Nicole) I have a prize-winning photographer to do this afterwards.

(Leila) Yeah, but can he give you a funny dog tongue and ears?

(Nicole) Wait.

Clint is here, isn't he?

♪ (Leila) On my life.

♪ -What are you doing?

-I can't see Nicole in her wedding dress, it's bad luck.

(Finn) It's worse luck if she sees you.

(Clint) How will I ever repay you, buddy?

(Finn) Well, you could try not getting arrested for a while so I get a day off.

Come on.

♪ (Leila) Okay, let's go.

(Marlene) Hurry!

♪ (cheering, applause) (Marlene) What a service.

You did us all proud.

(Finn) Now Clint's just got to explain that there's no wedding meal to all these people.

(Leila) And the bride.

(Finn chuckles) (cheering, applause) ♪ (seagulls calling) ♪ (indistinct chatter) ♪ (glasses clink) ♪ (Nicole) I'm glad we came here, to our place.

It's perfect.

(glasses clink) (Clint) Yeah, about that.

(sighs) There's something that's not so perfect.

(Nicole) Babe, nothing can ruin today for me.

I may not have had my daddy on my arm, or my beautiful mummy to watch me walk down the aisle... but I had you at the end of it.

The only person I need in the entire world.

(Clint) Have I told you how hot you look?

(Nicole giggles) (Nicole) You were going to tell me some bad news, remember?

(Clint) There's no food.

Tammy's gone home.

(Nicole) No spit roast?

(Clint) It's a long story.

The punch line's always the same.

I messed up.

(Nicole laughs) (Nicole) Oh, well!

I love you.

There's always the chippie.

♪ (bartender) Cheers.

(Finn) Hey.

What time do you think we can sneak away?

-Best news ever.

-What?

(Niamh) We're having takeaway instead of a scabby roast.

(Shay) Yes!

I'm taking orders.

(Concepta) Takeaway?

For shame.

Put me down for a small cod and chips.

(Shay) All right.

(Niamh) Is it true you saved them sheep today, Dad?

That's why you were late?

(Finn) Kind of.

(Finn chuckles) -I'm proud of you.

-Ah, thanks love.

Ten years keeping the mean streets of Port Devine safe and that's what's impressed you?

(laughing) Amazing.

Put me down for a sausage supper.

♪ (Nicole) I am so glad you got to be bridesmaid!

Yeah, me too.

So, you're sticking around in Port Devine?

(Callum) Can't tear herself away from us.

(Concepta) Still avoiding that ex of hers.

(Finn) Here, what's with all the questions, anyway, guys?

(Concepta) It's called conversation.

(Barry) No, we were just talking about Leila's ex, Ahmed.

He didn't stay very long.

(Marlene) Mm, story of my life.

I can give you his number, Baz, if you're missing him?

(indistinct chatter) (mellow music) ♪ (Niamh) If I ever try to walk down the aisle, do me a favor.

Cut my feet off.

(Shay) Who'd marry you?

(Niamh) Gran asked if I was struggling with my sexuality.

(Shay) Why?

(Niamh) 'Cause I ordered a bean burger.

(Shay laughs) (Shay) Fair do's.

-Baz.

-Boys.

♪ (Finn) Listen, now that this blackmail threat's over, are you going to tell Nicole you're a daddy?

(Clint) No.

I can't.

It's not just about me, is it?

♪ Other people's lives are at risk, here.

(Finn) I don't know how you do it, mate.

Getting yourself in a mess like this?

♪ (Shay) Think I'll swerve all this commitment stuff, you know?

The fake promises, the fuss.

(Niamh) Mum's promises to Dad weren't fake.

It's just... People change.

(Shay) They get bored and bang their son's PE teacher.

(Niamh) Can you not?

I've had enough of this from Gran.

♪ (Callum) Hey, Leila.

Want to grab a wee drink and we can, er, hit the dance floor?

(Leila) I'm seeing someone.

(Callum) What?

Here?

In Port Devine?

(Leila) I really like you, Cal, as a mate.

♪ (sighs) ♪ (soft, tense music) ♪ (country music) ♪ -Niamh.

-(drink spills) (Niamh) Look what you've done, you melter!

♪ (Siobhan) Hello, Finn.

(soft, tense music) (Finn) Leila, this is Siobhan.

♪ My wife.

♪ (Siobhan) Ah, Concepta!

Long time, no see.

♪ (Niamh) Thought you weren't coming!

(Siobhan chuckles) (Siobhan) You've your gran to thank, actually.

(Finn) Sorry, am I missing out on something here?

(Siobhan) Your mother was kind enough to tell me how much Niamh needed to move back to Port Devine.

♪ For once, I think she's right.

So, we're coming home, for good... and getting this family back together.

♪ (Siobhan) Ooh, look at you!

(Nicole) I didn't think you were going to come!

(Siobhan) Oh, you're stunning.

(Nicole) Thanks!

Isn't it nice?

♪ (theme music) ♪ (bright music)